What are parents for if not to embarrass their kids?

Nora is barely three months so there is not much she can do. This week, I should really increase her tummy time and encourage her to roll over. She is already rolling over half way to her left so she’ll just need a bit of encouragement.

But that is not the reason why I’m writing this post. I wanted to be reminded of what happened last week (at the age of 11 weeks) so I could tell the tale to her future boyfriends (though her daddy says she’s not allowed any boyfriends until she’s 52!).

Last Wednesday we went to St Pancras as Jules had the day off to take photos there. As usual I got things ready for Nora before we left and she was good enough to do a little poo before we left the house. Which made me decide that I didn’t need to bring any change of clothes.

How wrong was I??!!

But she had a poo before so it can’t be that bad…

Again… how wrong was I??!!

As Jules went to sign in I went to the changing room. Seriously… how can so much poo come out from such a little person??!!! It was everywhere and when I turned to get some water from the tap, she started flinging her limbs about which didn’t help! I had to strip her down and the only thing that was clean was her cardigan!

I wasn’t impressed!

Neither was she as there was only cold water so she was screaming when I tried to clean her up! At that moment I wish I was using wipes instead of just cotton wool and water to clean her up!

After what seemed like ages to clean her up, we walked out into the cold with just her cardigan and nappy on! I tried to cover her up with her blanket but she kept on kicking the blanket off and being a right little madam!

And of course the only place that sold baby clothes was Monsoon!! I’ve been buying mostly cheap clothes for her as she is growing fast… so most of her clothes have come from Primark or Sainsbury’s or sale stuff on Verbaudet (and they do really nice stuff on Verbaudet website). I guess little madam is telling me that she really does not want to be a chav princess and that she has class so I should get a more expensive range of clothes! I have news for you little girl… until you earn your own money, you will be my little chav princess!

And for her future boyfriend… you better spend a bit more on her to keep her happy or she will sh*t on you!